You Probably Won’t Get Murdered VI: We’re Still Here (8/9/2024)

MCR Detroit Rally VI: You Probably Won’t Get Murdered VI

August 9-11, 2024

After a long hiatus, we’re finally back.

It’s time for the 6th Annual MCR Detroit Rally: You Probably Won’t Get Murdered VI, our first full rally since the pandemic. We’re bringing back everything that makes an MCR rally unforgettable: vintage mopeds, great people, Detroit adventures, questionable decisions, late nights, and miles of riding through one of America’s greatest cities.

Whether you’re a rally veteran or making your first trip to Detroit, we’re excited to have you join us for an unforgettable weekend.

Dust off your moped, pack your tools, and get ready to ride.


Rally Schedule

Friday, August 9

Meet Up: 4:00 PM

Location: Brew Detroit

The clubhouse location will be shared after registration.

If you know, you know.

Friday Night Ride

We’ll spend the afternoon hanging out before the first ride rolls out at 7:30 PM.

  • Cruise through Detroit with riders from across the country.
  • No chase vehicle. Ride prepared and make sure your bike is ready.
  • If your moped breaks down, lock it up and make a plan.

The ride finishes back at Brew Detroit, where the party continues. You can also head to the clubhouse or explore the city on your own.

Just remember… you probably won’t get murdered.


Saturday, August 10

Location: MCR Clubhouse

Breakfast

Coffee and donuts will be available beginning around 8:00 AM, with a hot breakfast cooking shortly afterward.

Main Rally Ride

The main ride departs promptly at 12:00 PM.

Your raffle packet will include the official route map, and chase phone numbers will be provided before departure.

We’ll return to the clubhouse whenever the ride ends. It’s a moped rally, not a Formula 1 race.

Once everyone makes it back, it’s time to relax, eat, wrench on broken bikes, tell stories, and enjoy the evening.

Evening Events

  • Food provided throughout the evening
  • Hang out with riders from all over
  • Raffle begins at 9:00 PM with prizes from our amazing sponsors

Sunday, August 11

Location: MCR Clubhouse

Breakfast

Coffee starts around 9:00 AM, along with whatever food survived Saturday night.

Bonus Ride (Maybe)

For those who still have fuel in the tank and functioning mopeds, there may be one last bonus ride.

Not for the weak.

Otherwise, grab a shower, load up your bike, and start the trip home.

Ride safe, drive safe, and thanks for making another MCR Detroit Rally one to remember.

We’ll see you next year.

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